For when your resting nope face isn’t getting the message across. Whether it’s brunch invites, spontaneous phone calls, or group projects—you can now politely decline in embroidery.
Made to order – embroidered in Gretna, TAS with precision and passive-aggression. No returns unless faulty.
🔹 Professionally embroidered – no peeling, no fading, just pure stitched sarcasm
🔹 Unisex fit, midweight fleece – snuggly without bulk
🔹 80% cotton, 20% poly – soft enough for sulking
🔹 Cold wash, line dry. You know the drill.
Perfect for: introverts, overthinkers, people with zero spoons, and those who ghost professionally.
📸 Note: Colour may vary slightly due to lighting/screens – but the vibes are exactly as advertised: iconic.